Curtis Armstrong

Dan is at his wits' end with all the traffic in the city and he goes to extremes to free up the road.

Dan is sure his Dentist is up to nefarious doings and decides to do something about it.

After a broadcast of the local baseball game pre-empts Dan's favorite TV show and a crowd of unruly baseball fans break his car's side mirror in a violent scuffle for a home run ball, Dan sets out to destroy America's favorite pastime!

Convinced that the Father of Our Country has attacked him from beyond the grave, Dan heads to Mount Vernon to wreak vengeance.

Dan fabricates a story about Elise's parents having mafia ties in an effort to have them arrested and free up Chris to spend more time with him.

After the Wolf-Man attacks his car, Dan enlists non-believer Chris in his quest for vengeance.

Dan accidentally donates his car to the Salvation Armed Forces and initiates a charity war to get it back.

When Elise's watch is taken in the midst of a magic show, Dan attempts to expose a local magician as a fraud and a thief.

When a shelter full of barking dogs keeps Dan awake at night, he has no choice but to bring the establishment to its knees.

When his brand new computer dies and is rendered defunct, Dan heads to Silicon Valley to plot his revenge against the head of the leading computer company.