Alan Katz
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When Milton Worthy learns his classroom's pet ferret is the evil mastermind behind a dastardly plot for world domination, it's more than just about any kid could handle. But then not every kid is the son of a member of the super-secret, super-awesome Society of Substitutes! Now it's up to Milton and his substitute teacher mom to save Beacher Elementary School before time runs out.
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1 volume (unpaged) : color illustrations ; 29 cm
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Michael's rhyming description of his day at school has his mother repeatedly interrupting to prevent him from saying impolite words. Michael can't wait to tell his mom all about his day at school. But how can he, when she keeps stopping him before he gets to the best part? Laugh out loud with the bestselling team who brought us Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Songs and the other hilarious books in the Silly Dilly series. But what ever...
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Just when you thought they'd moved out for good...
Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what's even better?
Being an empty nester.
Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day...
That child comes back.
Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.
It's a fact that 22% of millennials move back to their parents' homes. (And that was before the...
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If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the fourth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.
It’s Spring Break! Milton Worthy and his family are off on a vacation to Super Fun World. It’s a week filled with roller coasters, rides, and fried food—and no super-sub missions for seven whole days.
Everything is going according to plan until...
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If there's a problem in school, there's no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the second book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.
Oh no! Noah—part time classroom pet, full-time evil mastermind—has his paws set on setting free all the animals at the city zoo.
Good thing that when there's a problem, there's no substitute for the super substitute teachers of the S.O.S.!
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7) Frenemies
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If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the fifth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer! When Snowball, the puffball hamster in Ms. Kim’s classroom, accidentally sips the teacher’s leftover protein shake, she transforms into a monster like Beacher Elementary School has never known before.
It’s...
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Ricky Vargas IS the funniest kid in the world!
Ricky Vargas is so funny he can make people snort milk out of their noses... even if they're not drinking anything!But it's not always easy to be so funny. And when the funniest kid in the world has his first un-funny day, Ricky has to figure out how to get back his amazing, world-famous sense of humor. Contains three hilarious Ricky Vargas stories in one book!
Alan Katz has been a print and television...
9) Food Fight!
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If there's a problem in school, there's no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the third book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.
Oh, no! Noah, the classroom's evil pet ferret, has stolen everyone's lunch-and worse yet, he's done it on a day when Milton's mom, the class's go-to super-sub, is off on another assignment.
Will Milton be able to foil Noah's most fiendish plot yet or...
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Now's your chance to meet the funniest kid in the world!
Ricky Vargas is funny. He is so funny he can make you snort milk out of your nose...even if you're not drinking any!In three stories, Ricky manages to get carried away at the school spelling bee, ruin the class picture, and speak his own language. But don't worry, no matter what trouble Ricky finds himself in, he always knows just how to make it better--after all, who could be upset with the...
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195 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
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"David and Nathan are twin brothers who just can't seem to keep a babysitter around for long--they've had 347 after all. Or is it 734? Either way, there's got to be someone who can handle these two. Enter: Martin Healy Discount, or 'Murray Poopins' as the boys dub him"--
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For anyone who's ever nodded off in history class or gotten lost amidst a commotion of confusing names, dates, and other incidentals-it's Captain History to the rescue! Flanked by his two wise-cracking sidekicks, Elmo and Nero, Captain History makes learning United States history fun and entertaining. From the American Revolutionary origins of the modern-day potato chip to fascinating cultural facts and historic profiles of the famous and the infamous,...
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32 pages : color illustrations ; 24 cm.
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"When Misty and her friends head to the Sea Breeze Carnival, they ride the rides, pose for photos, and play their favorite games. Best of all, they enjoy the updraft, which is created by warm and cool air colliding. Nothing like a summer wind at the beach!"--