Ardal O'Hanlon

Suffering yet again from "hairy hand syndrome," Jack is sent to St. Clabbert's Old Folks Home - much to Ted's delight. Unfortunately, Jack's replacement happens to be one of the nastiest priests ever.

Ted and company are crammed in a plane along with every other priest who has appeared in their lives after a visit to the Shrine of Kinlettle. Dougal manages to empty the fuel tanks on the plane.

Ted and Dougal must become sleuths in order to uncover the philanderer who's behind the bumper crop of hairy babies recently born on Craggy Island.

The local cinema is showing a film condemned by the Church for its X-rated and blasphemous depiction of a saint. Bishop Brennan is dispatched to the island to ensure that the priests picket the movie.

Father Ted gets his chance to be on television with an interview by a magazine program. While Ted is distracted by Father Jack, Dougal seizes Ted's moment in the spotlight.

Ted, Dougal and Jack go on an all-expense paid holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. They meet a young couple and it isn't long before the priests are in trouble with the police.

A romance blossoms between Father Ted and steamy novelist Polly Clarke. Among other things, Ted delivers an entire service in a matter of seconds and becomes entangled in an armed robbery.

The Holy Stone of Clonrichert is about to be upgraded to a second-class relic. Unfortunately, this leads to three bishops visiting the island, and Father Jack must be housetrained quickly.

A perfectly routine trip to the mainland results in Dougal almost dying from malnutrition, Mrs. Doyle being chucked in the clink and Father Jack joining Alcoholics Anonymous.

Jumper-wearing pop sensation Eoin McLove visits the parochial house. That means hundreds of infatuated middle-aged ladies have the priests surrounded. Will Ted and company survive?