The place, the food, everything awful: the diaries of Ronny Markoe --
In praise of crazy moments --
But enough about me: narcissism for echoes --
Saturday night with Hieronymus Bosch --
When I was Jack Kerouac --
My advice to fidgety young people --
Virginity entrepreneurs --
How to spot an asshole --
Selfishness 101 (for dogs) --
Jimmy explains his wake-up techniques --
Celebrity criminals and criminal celebrities: celebrity 2.0.