I'm too young to be seventy: and other delusions

At seventy --

Erotic options --

Teeth --

Hmmm --

Re: Vision --

As time goes by --

Soul-searching --

Still married --

Secret of staying married --

Not merely his life companion --

Body heat --

Why marriage was invented --

At the opera --

In the middle of the night --

Some of the reasons I love to go to the movies --

To my husband when he starts contemplating remarriage or if I should die before I wake, here's the wife you next should take --

The children and grandchildren --

They may be middle aged, but they're still my children --

Granddaughter --

New kid around the house --

Namesakes --

A letter to my sons about Mother's Day --

What do we tell the children? --

Role reversal --

Sixth grandchild --

The rest of it --

Nervous --

Too young to be seventy --

Keynesian economics --

If we stopped trying --

On not being a good sport about the fact that I'm going to die one of these days --

At the airport --

Still dieting after all these years --

Rest of it.