From the Book - First edition.
A dream about lightning bugs
Watch me eat this sandwich
A working-class tourist is something to be
But for the grace of my music teachers
Dropped at exams in a cop car
The existential chicken dance
Lederhosen to pink bow ties
Creative visualization or useful delusion?
Where oh where is my voice?
Nashville: The best (preferred) way to fail
The first album (both of them)
Welcome to the goddamn music business
Throwing stools (and other monkey business)
Our turn to ride the bull
Time to grow up... Wait. What? Again?
The ever-popular VH1 Behind the Music artist-hits-bottom act