Public apology: in which a man grapples with a lifetime of regret, one incident at a time

Junior high (or, A time in my life that might best be rendered as one long apology to everyone I came into contact with. And also to myself)

High school (or, When being drunk becomes the excuse for everything, even though it is never a legitimate excuse for anything)

College (or, The six longest years of my life)

New York (or, Stumbling into the Real World)

Adulthood (or, In my thirties, approaching middle age, but more often than I would wish, still doing things that leave me feeling like a goofy twelve-year-old).